Snore Quotes

Snore Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess

Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
Phyllis George

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
Helen Reddy

Some snoring quotes! (Dont snore away reading them :P)

Snoring--anyone know a cure?
Malcolm S. Forbes

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
MARK TWAIN

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
ANTHONY BURGESS

Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.
WILLIAM GOLDING

On his side of the bed Mr. Judson began to conduct a full-scale orchestra, and every instrument had sat out in the rain.
MRS. PATRICK CAMPBELL

He slept more than any other President, whether by day or night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge snored.
H. L. MENCKEN

There's only one cure for snoring: insomnia.
ANONYMOUS

Father's snoring grows to soundincreasingly like a vacuum cleanerin heat.
MARGARET HALSEY

My husband's snoring is not always so bad. Sometimes it drowns out the noise of passing trains.
ANONYMOUS

There is no such thing as silence.
JOHN CAGE

All men whilst they are awake are in one common world, but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
PLUTARCH

I never sleep comfortably except when I am at a sermon or when I pray to God.
RABELAIS

Come, cuddle your head on my shoulder,
Dear, Your head like the golden-rod,
And we will go sailing away from here
To the beautiful land of Nod.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX

Even where sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing.
HOMER

His sleep was a sensuous gluttony of oblivion.
P.D. JAMES

Weariness
Can snore against the flint when resty sloth
Finds the down pillow hard.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Soft closer of our eyes!
Low murmur of our lullabies.
JOHN KEATS

To all, to each, a fair goodnight,And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
SIR WALTER SCOTT