Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Bed Quotes

Bed Quotes

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Marilyn Monroe

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.
Benjamin Franklin

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.
Steve Jobs

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.
Barack Obama

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Henry David Thoreau

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.
Zig Ziglar

I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.
Coco Chanel

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.
Ron Paul

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.
Sigmund Freud

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.
Norman Vincent Peale

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.
Michael Jackson

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant

Snore Quotes

Snore Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess

Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
Phyllis George

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.
Helen Reddy

Some snoring quotes! (Dont snore away reading them :P)

Snoring--anyone know a cure?
Malcolm S. Forbes

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind.

On his side of the bed Mr. Judson began to conduct a full-scale orchestra, and every instrument had sat out in the rain.

He slept more than any other President, whether by day or night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge snored.

There's only one cure for snoring: insomnia.

Father's snoring grows to soundincreasingly like a vacuum cleanerin heat.

My husband's snoring is not always so bad. Sometimes it drowns out the noise of passing trains.

There is no such thing as silence.

All men whilst they are awake are in one common world, but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.

I never sleep comfortably except when I am at a sermon or when I pray to God.

Come, cuddle your head on my shoulder,
Dear, Your head like the golden-rod,
And we will go sailing away from here
To the beautiful land of Nod.

Even where sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing.

His sleep was a sensuous gluttony of oblivion.

Can snore against the flint when resty sloth
Finds the down pillow hard.

Soft closer of our eyes!
Low murmur of our lullabies.

To all, to each, a fair goodnight,And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.

Heart Quotes

Heart Quotes

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.
Winston Churchill

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the lion's heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.
Winston Churchill

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.
Abraham Lincoln

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain

Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart.
Mohandas Gandhi

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.
Mohandas Gandhi

Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.
Mohandas Gandhi

Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
Mohandas Gandhi

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
Mohandas Gandhi

The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.
Mohandas Gandhi

Religion is a matter of the heart. No physical inconvenience can warrant abandonment of one's own religion.
Mohandas Gandhi

What is true of the individual will be tomorrow true of the whole nation if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope.
Mohandas Gandhi

Non-violence, which is the quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain.
Mohandas Gandhi

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama

It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.
Dalai Lama

There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama

Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart.
William Shakespeare

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
William Shakespeare

Wake Up Quotes

Wake Up Quotes

Because after my first year I had a lot of success, took everybody by storm, came back the next year thought it was easy and didn't have near the season I had the previous year. It was kind of a wake-up call. And so, life goes on.
Brett Favre

Death is the final wake-up call.
Douglas Horton

Having Zoe saved my life. It was my wake-up call. There were so many things I didn't want to pass on to her.
Lisa Bonet

I heard this massive thud. I spun around, and there Keith was, on the ground. He'd cut his gums up on impact, he was very bloody, and clutching his head. I think it was a kind of wake-up call for him.
Ron Wood

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright

I think he had a wake-up call. It's a different kind of race, and I think maybe he didn't take it quite as seriously as he might have, but you can bet he learned a lot of lessons.
Frank Shorter

In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns.
Jeremiah Wright

My major aim in writing is to set out flags and issue wake-up calls.
James Broughton

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family.
Ann Robinson

Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call.
Bill Walsh

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Cheating Quotes

Cheating Quotes

All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy.
Scott Alexander

Amplifying acoustic instruments more than a little is really cheating, and everything becomes a compromise.
Richard Thompson

And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
Mary Tyler Moore

Art, whose honesty must work through artifice, cannot avoid cheating truth.
Adrienne Rich

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
Paul Scofield

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.
Salvador Dali

Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated. It is planned and deliberate cheating, with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques, and the active complicity of doctors, scientists, team officials and riders. There is nothing accidental about it.
Richard Pound

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
Al Goldstein

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Bobby Heenan

I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn't pursue it. I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.
Ben E. King

I stuck with that size because I could bend the strings so well, and somewhere along the line I must have gotten it into my mind that I had small hands, so I was thinking I'd never be able to play a full-scale guitar, but I also felt like I was cheating or cutting corners.
John Fogerty

I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.
Bill Dixon

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating.

I'd be cheating everyone here, the staff and rest of my teammates, if I wasn't able to stay on top of my work. It was almost like therapy, to come back and get in an environment I'm comfortable with.
Roger Clemens

I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.
Angelina Jolie

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein

In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just a quirk of human nature.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.
Blu Cantrell

Star Quotes

Star Quotes

There was my name up in lights. I said, 'God, somebody's made a mistake.' But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, 'Remember, you're not a star.' Yet there it was up in lights.
Marilyn Monroe

If I'm a star, then the people made me a star.
Marilyn Monroe

You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Disneyland is the star, everything else is in the supporting role.
Walt Disney

I probably hold the distinction of being one movie star who, by all laws of logic, should never have made it. At each stage of my career, I lacked the experience.
Audrey Hepburn

Hitch your wagon to a star.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.

The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.
Henry David Thoreau

You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
Bruce Lee

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
Charlie Sheen

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind.
Leonardo da Vinci

Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
Carl Sagan

I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star.
Carl Sagan

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
W. Clement Stone

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen Hawking

Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and charming child that you were. You start to grow, and they want to keep you little forever.
Michael Jackson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
Mike Tyson

He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
William Blake

Enough Quotes

Enough Quotes

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Lao Tzu

I just wish that every responsible and concerned person would step back regardless of race and gender and just take a closer look at what's really going on in the world today, and say enough is enough!
Lonnie Earl Johnson

Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive.
Donald Trump

Poems seem to have a life of their own. They tell you when enough is enough.
Thomas Lynch

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough?
Joe Wurzelbacher

There's only so far you can go before you say enough is enough.
Jennifer Granholm

What happened? The Country got sick of it and said, Enough is enough. And all over the Country we saw springing up community organizations determined to do something about this terrible menace of drugs.
Barry McCaffrey

When it's time for me to walk away from something, I walk away from it. My mind, my body, my conscience tell me that enough is enough.
Jerry West

Work hard, earn a great living, get whatever you want out of life, have all the stuff you want. But there should be a ceiling on it-enough is enough!
Sandy Duncan

Working Americans who believe in our country and who believe in our Constitution are saying, 'Enough is enough!'
John Boehner